Work Computer

Just a side note, really. Or maybe not. It might actually have to do with the overall story I’m telling here. Because, technically, it involves naked ladies.

I didn’t have a home computer for a long time. I busted every single one of them because I overdid it on the porn. Meaning I didn’t really take care of the computers. Meaning I didn’t give a fuck what site I visited and I didn’t give a fuck if I had virus protection. It didn’t really matter anyway, because the kinds of computers I had were usually three years behind the times. So I didn’t give a fuck. All I did on those computers was write crappy poems and short stories and surf the internet for porn sites.

Sad actually. I ended up crashing every single one of them because of the exhaustion of pornography, which meant, I lost everything I ever wrote on those computers during those times. A lot of writing was done during, because that’s when I was working at the strip club.

Anyway, that’s not why this chapter is called Work Computer. That was just a set up. The reason this chapter is called Work Computer is because even after leaving the Glass, I was still a raging pervert. Even when I got the job working in an afterschool program, the ridiculously twisted thing I would do would be to take home my work station computer. For the sole purpose of surfing the internet for porn. So I could jerk a big good one at home.

See, I was friends with the IT guy at work. He really liked me. And there wasn’t that many computer savvy people at work who knew their way around the network. And my IT friend was the only one who knew. And he was just as big a perv as I was. In fact, he gave me copies and creative suggestions on how to keep the computer as clean as possible all while surfing as many nasty freaky pornographic websites.

Don’t judge. I didn’t jerk it to kids. I jerked it to big-tittied, thick-assed, insecure and psychologicalyl twisted women that I used to work with. I just used the work computer to help me. And it just so happened it was the same computer that I used to takes case notes on the underprivileged youth I worked with.

Anyway, I got a new computer and I know how to keep it from getting infected. Because I still jerk it quite a lot.